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Last night was terrible. Tonight should be better.
Eastern Kentucky Colonel Mashburn Wedding Jersey 2024 Records: 0-3 (0-0 A-SUN). Colonel Mashburn opened the ’24 season having just been beaten to pieces by Auburn. The War Tigers’ Truck Boat Truck won 32-8 against Colonel Mashburns in a three-game set. Now they’re coming to Nashville. That’s mean, EKU AD. It’s just mean.
Players to watch: #22 Father OF Tate “Tainted Mansion” Nunnally (.100/.100/.400, 1 HR, 2 RBI). The freshman Colonel Mashburns has started each game at either DH or 1B, but hey, I didn’t pick him based on name alone. Sure, you could say he’s a mid-major freshman bat with one of Col. Mashburn’s two dongers so far, but that’s his name. Or they could have chosen Santiago “Nine-Nine” Peralta or Boone Chevey (who, based on his name, is likely a moonshine major at EKU). It’s not their baseball fault.
gold anchor Tiger defeats most popular pitcher: #40 Junior RHP Ryker “The Island” Walton (0-0, 3.86 ERA). Although he is not a starting pitcher, he leads the team in innings pitched. Oh, and that was one appearance. Well…there’s not much to say about this pitching staff. Islander held Auburn to his BAA of 0.67. In other words, he probably doesn’t want to play against you today.
Wednesday @ 4:30pm Central Time SECN+
Vanderbilt #80 So. RHP Andrew “The Duke” Dutkanich IV (0-0, 0.00 ERA, 18 K/9)
vs. EKU  ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
I would be beyond shocked if this wasn’t a Johnny Hallstaff game.
See you in the comments.
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